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Akkey Black: im sorrryyyyyy im just scanning for more gifs to edittttt xD

Clover Rose: you're not sorry at all

don't lie to us

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I'm just looking for a battle axe to chop off your head with

Akkey Black: ...nope, no im not

/evil laughs

Clover Rose: *hands battle axe to king*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: mhm

thanks Clover

Grey Bergman: I got my frying pan! Second in command reporting for duty!

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * swings axe *

Akkey Black: YOU WOULDNT KILL YOUR DAUGHTER

Grey Bergman: O.o

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * eyebrow raise *

don't tempt me

Grey Bergman: True, but youre not my daughter!

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Akkey Black: /evil laughs/

Grey Bergman: *hits Akkey with a frying pan*

Akkey Black: maybe im still possessed

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: GOOOOOO GET HER GET HER!

Grey Bergman: YES SIR!

*chases after Akkey*

*tackles Akkey*

Akkey Black: OH. I KNOW WHICH GIF TO USE

Clover Rose: '*smacks akkey with a pillow*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second:  o.o

Grey Bergman: *hits Akkey with frying pan*

Akkey Black: /avoids everything by escaping through portals/

Grey Bergman: *misses the portal and...faceplants*

Clover Rose: *chases akkey through the portals*

Grey Bergman: *jumps through the nearest portal joining Clover*

Akkey Black: /leads all of you to hel

/cackles yes yes this is perfect indeed

Grey Bergman: Dang it...fell for that one

Clover Rose: king i saw that comment you made on that gifset

*jumps back out of the portal and goes to chase king down with the pillow*

Akkey Black: ohohohoho

recent one on my blog

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Clover no chasing me

Grey Bergman: Clover....no chasing after Haddock....only Akkey

Clover Rose: can't stop won't stop

*hits king with the pillow*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: no bad clover

Grey Bergman: Hey I said no chasing Haddock!

Very bad clover!

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: you will be punished for your insubordinant behavior

Clover Rose: okay then *runs after grey instead*

Grey Bergman: *screams*\

*readies frying pan*

Clover Rose: *hits grey with the pillow*

Grey Bergman: I didn't say you could chase me!!

*hits clover with frying pan*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: o.O

Grey Bergman: Great now you made the King mad. ya happy?

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: did we just start a squabble fight thing?

everyone's hitting each other with random household objects

Grey Bergman: I think we just did, sir...

Clover Rose: it's great isn't it

Grey Bergman: Kind of is

*hits clover with frying pan*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: not great at all * HUFF *

Clover Rose: *hits king again* ehehehehehe

Grey Bergman: CLOVER!

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Clover Rose: you say "clover no" but i say "clover yes"

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: You have no vote in this

Grey Bergman: Sir...with all due respect, you got hit with a pillow...you didnt get stabbed...

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Grey, that still does not excuse someone mauling the king

Grey Bergman: Okay, true

*hits Clover with frying pan again*

Clover Rose: EHEHEHEHEEH *hits king with the pillow again*

Fiendal Hrothgar Hookless: you guys really are insane

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * grabs a piillow and SLAMS it into your face *

Clover Rose: *screams* MY GLASSES

Grey Bergman: Oh, nice comeback, sir

Fiendal Hrothgar Hookless: HA

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I WILL STOMP ON YOUR STUPID GLASSES

Clover Rose: NOOOOOOO

Fiendal Hrothgar Hookless: YEEEEEEEES

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: DESIST IN YOUR PILLOW ATTACKS ON ME

OR THESE GLASSES GO CRUNCH

Grey Bergman: Okay break it up you two, or I'll separate you two like children

Clover Rose: *tosses glasses aside* NO *smacks with pillow again*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Grey! I did not promote you to have me insulted!

Fiendal Hrothgar Hookless: * snorts *

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * CLOBBERS WITH PILLOW AGAIN *

Grey Bergman: Sorry

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: YOU * whack * WILL * whack * BE * whack * SORRY!

Grey Bergman: Uh-oh

Clover Rose: NO *whack* I *whack* REALLY *whack* WON'T!

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * grabs your pillow and yanks it with all might *

Clover Rose: *kicks at king while yanking on pillow*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * grapples back *

Grey Bergman: Uh...guys you're going to rip the pillow....

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: pillow explodes

Clover Rose: oooh feathers

Grey Bergman: Too late...

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: tackles you to the floor while you're interested in feathers

pins arms behind your back

Grey Bergman: *tries not to laugh*

Clover Rose: *kicks at the king again* GET OFF

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: No!

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Grey hand me that other pillow so I can knock her unconscious

Grey Bergman: Yes sir *hands pillow over*

Clover Rose: *attempts to wriggle free* no no no no no

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: WHACKWHaCKWachwhackWHACKWHACKKKWhackwhckWHACK

Grey Bergman: It's only a pillow Clover...

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: unrelentingly whacking

DO YOU GIVE IN NOW CLOVER?

Clover Rose: NEVER

Grey Bergman: pffffft

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I will turn you over and slam this on your FACE

YOU WILL CHOKE ON FEATHERS

Clover Rose: FINE I SURRENDER

Grey Bergman: Finally...

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Thank Odin. Put her in the dungeon.

Clover Rose: excuse you

Grey Bergman: O__O

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: For the night. So that you learn your lesson.

Clover Rose: you have got to be kidding me

Grey Bergman: Well...that's not...so bad

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Does a king 'kid'?

Akkey Black: this king builds pillow forts

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: SHUT UP AKKEY

Grey Bergman: pfffft

Clover Rose: HE DOES?!

Akkey you must tell me this story

Akkey Black: yeah. so much so he hogs it

he wont even let egil in

Grey Bergman: LOL

Poor Egil

Clover Rose: I didn't think you were the type, your majesty

Grey Bergman: He's father, Clover

My dad and I made blanket forts when I was little

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Akkey please stop telling her stories like this.

It does not do well to my reputation.

Akkey Black: well, if anything it makes you more down to earth eh

that you're human

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * huff *

Akkey Black: that you can still play with your son

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: and I *do* share the fort with him

Grey Bergman: I think that's sweet!

Clover Rose: It's adorable

Akkey Black: not what he tells me

Grey Bergman: I've seen you with your kids. They bring out a different side to you that we dont normally see

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: My kids are special.

Grey Bergman: I can tell

Akkey Black: he's recruited me, sir. we will take you down.

/cracks knuckles

ready your pillows

Grey Bergman: uh-oh

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: here goes again...

Clover Rose: *grabs a new pillow*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: keeps you pinned beneath me

Clover Rose: ........damn it

Grey Bergman: *drops frying pan and grabs pillow ready to attack Akkey*

Akkey Black: *war cry*

Grey Bergman: *battle cry*

Akkey Black: *takes out pillow cannon*

Grey Bergman: O___O

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

Akkey Black: defend yourselves against THAT

Clover Rose: O.o

AKKEY I'M ON YOUR SIDE DON'T HIT ME

Grey Bergman: Sir...what are your orders?

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: CLOBBER THEM

Akkey Black: good to hear clover

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: JUST. CLOBBER. THOSE ARE MY ORDERS

Grey Bergman: GOT IT! *tackes Akkey*

Akkey Black: *makes portals and throws pillows through them*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * continues thunking Clover *

Akkey Black: *pillows start appearing out of no where*

Clover Rose: *makes an attempt at hitting the king while still being pinned*

Grey Bergman: *hits Akkey with pillow*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: You are helpless!

Akkey Black: *tug of war with pillow*

Grey Bergman: unhand this pillow...chief! I am your Lady!!

Akkey Black: *forgot to control pillows going through portals*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: AKKEY! Don't hit me!

Akkey Black: *room is drowning in pillows*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Gets buried

Clover Rose: Akkey you might want to tone it down on the pillows!

Grey Bergman: *gets buried*

Akkey Black: ...i forgot how to stop it

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: You are going to suffocate your king!

Clover Rose: *wriggles away from the king*

Akkey Black: *shrieks* I FORGOT HOW TO TURN IT OFF

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * struggles to breathe, neck-deep in pillows *

HELP

Grey Bergman: Akkey STOP!

Akkey Black: *muffled under pillows*

Grey Bergman: What?! Clover Rose: *makes way over to the door and opens it*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: GOOD ODIN THIS IS ALL OF YOUR GUYS' FAULT

FOR THE LOVE OF FREYA'S THIGH MUSCLES

Akkey Black: WE WERE RECRUITED BY YOUR SON

*finally closes all portals*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: EGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

Grey Bergman: LOL

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: That's better.

Akkey Black: *pillows are still there*

Grey Bergman: Thor-damn it....

Clover Rose: *picks up a bunch of the pillows* yeah these are mine now

Akkey Black: *starts making pillow fort around pillow cannon*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Pillow... cannon....

Grey Bergman: We could built the entire fortress with these..

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Good Baldr

Akkey Black: WE CALL FOR RESPITE

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I give up. Why am I king. Why this? Why me?

Clover Rose: eheheehe *tackles the king*

Grey Bergman: Because you're having fun!

Akkey Black: *finishes fort* FOR EGILLLLLLL *sets off cannon*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: GET OFF MEEEEEEEE

No! Egil is too young to get battle cries like tht!

Grey Bergman: DUCK!!

Akkey Black: SO YOU THINK SIR

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Pillows are now illegal in this kingdom.

Grey Bergman: You're going down Chief!!

Clover Rose: You are ridiculous

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: It is against the law to own a pillow

Akkey Black: BUT I LIKE MY PILLOWS

Clover Rose: Not gonna happen, your majesty

Akkey Black: HOW WILL I SLEEP

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I must terminate this madness somehow.

Grey Bergman: Well...all these are Akkey's so....

Start with her...

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: apparently no one in this kingdom has enough sense to use pillows for their intended purpose

BURN THEM ALLLLLLLLLLL

Akkey Black: NOOOOOOO

*gathers all pillows as fast as possible*

*starts pushing them into Purgatory*

Grey Bergman: O____O Lets calm down here guys I'm sure we can talk about this

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: After they are ashes outside my fortress

Clover Rose: YOU CANNOT TAKE OUR PILLOWS

Akkey Black: *opens massive portal and deluge of water comes out to put fires out*

Grey Bergman: AKKEY!

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: You are going to drown us for real now.

Akkey Black: MY PILLOWS

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: quit it with these portals

Grey Bergman: YOU'RE DROWNING EVERYONE!!

Clover Rose: Akkey please don't drown us

Akkey Black: YOU CAN SWIM

STOP BURNING MY PILLOWS

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: My infant daughter can't

AKKEY

Akkey Black: ...but mY PILLOWS

Grey Bergman: AKKEY YOU'RE KILLING THE LITTLE KIDS!

Akkey Black: ...fine *reluctantly closes portals*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Thank you.

now we will never speak of this incident

E-V-E-R

Grey Bergman: Phew...

Clover Rose: Don't bet on it

Akkey Black: AS LONG AS YOU DONT BURN MY PILLOWS

I WILL TELL MERA

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: As long as no one hits me with one again.

NEVER get Mera involved.

Fiendal Hrothgar Hookless: what the fuck just happened?

Akkey Black: *magically brings out pillow contract*

Clover Rose: *looks around for Mera*

Akkey Black: Sign there.

Grey Bergman: Oho don't want to go down THAT road..

Akkey Black: That you will never set my pillows on fire.

Mera Violet Haddock: Did I hear my name?

Clover Rose: YES

Akkey Black: YESYES

Grey Bergman: UH-OH

Akkey Black: HE *points*

Mera Violet Haddock: What is it?

Akkey Black: TRIED TO BURN MY PILLOWS

Grey Bergman: Uhhhh....

Clover Rose: shhh grey

Akkey Black: HE HOGS EGIL'S PILLOW FORTS

Grey Bergman: *tries so hard not to laugh*

Mera Violet Haddock: Oh my Odin Garthy, you look like you're about to eat raw fire. Calm down. All this over a few pillows? Deities!

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Mera, these women were ATTACKING me...!

Grey Bergman: More than a few Your Majesty

Hey I was on your side!

Mera Violet Haddock: Deities, Garthy. You're acting like a diaper-pooping baby.

Akkey Black: *mumbles* i thought situation called for more than a few...

Grey Bergman: Ma'am we almost suffocated in pillows

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * FUMING KING * Mera!!!!

Akkey Black: *tries not to laugh*

Mera Violet Haddock:  I won't abide this nonsense.

Akkey Black: *miserably fails*

*snorts aloud*

Mera Violet Haddock: Okay. It looks like I have to intervene, don't I? * pokes husband in the chest *

Clover Rose: *giggles*

Grey Bergman: *still trying not to laugh*

Mera Violet Haddock: How many pillows did you burn, destroy, or otherwise damaged, Garthy?

Akkey Black: *secretly high fives egil behind haddock's back*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Egil returns high five with glee

Grey Bergman: Pffffft

Mera Violet Haddock: Well, girls. It looks like Sire Stubborn Head won't tell me how many pillows he attacked. What's the damage?

Clover Rose: *glances at Akkey*

Akkey Black: All THIS *stretches arms wide*

half of which are mine

Mera Violet Haddock: Deities. Okay. I know how we're going to solve this.

Grey Bergman: Well, we could tell you but AKKEY threw all the pillows into Purgatory

Akkey Black: I was trying to SAVE them.

Mera Violet Haddock: First. The king buys twice as many pillows as he destroyed and he gives them back to their owners with the sincerest of apologies.

Grey Bergman: Before you flooded the room!

Akkey Black: THANK YOU.

Mera Violet Haddock: Next. i am going to hold him here. You all get to pound on the king in revenge.

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: MERAAAAAAAA

Akkey Black: *whispers furiously* i had no choice, grey

YES HANK YOU YOUR MAJESTY

Clover Rose: THANK YOU YOUR MAJESTY

Grey Bergman: *sighs* All of this over pillows

Mera Violet Haddock: this is NOT acceptable! I will NOT stand here while you let people hit me with - * Mera whacks Haddock in face with pillow * Silence, Sire Whiny Tongue.

Grey Bergman: *snorts* Sire Whiny Tongue....

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: King crumples to the floor holding hands on head while barraged with pillows

Mera Violet Haddock: * huff * That's better.

Clover Rose: Sire Whiny Tongue . . I'm gonna have to remember that *starts smacking the king with pillow*

Akkey Black: FOR PILLOWS!!!! *fires up pillow cannon*

Mera Violet Haddock: I hope you've learned your lesson, Gareth.

Grey Bergman: Nice job, ma'am *high fives Mera*

Mera Violet Haddock: * beams *

Akkey Black: *grabs Egil and double tackles Haddock*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Entire Haddock family ends up on the floor

Akkey Black: *laughs uncontrollably*

Grey Bergman: *lol*

Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Haddock mutters something but can't be heard under pillow

Grey Bergman: *to Mera* Should we help him?

Mera Violet Haddock: Hmmmmmmm.....

After I do one thing.

Grey Bergman: Oh this should be interesting

Mera Violet Haddock: * grabs one last pillow, thumps it right in the rear, and then helps her husband up *

Grey Bergman: I was right

Akkey Black: *hugging Egil, both grinning from the floor*

Grey Bergman: *tickles Egil*

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